Ashley’s Adventures on the Internet | #12 “Rated R”

 

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*disclaimer: I have not altered these phrases. They are exactly as they appear on my stats page. These are search terms of real people*


Todays Ashley’s Adventures on the Internet took a turn for the strange. Now I am not one to judge others, but I am curious what exactly these people were looking for and how it came to my blog. I guess we will never know. 

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I was a little stumped on how even to respond to this. My first thought was call the police and check my local sex offenders list. Then I jumped to hysterical laughter because they must have been looking for something completely different then my blog and I just wish I could have seen their reaction when this is what they found. My advice to this person is read what you are clicking on and best of luck to you on your R rated adventures on the internet.  P.S.A: The internet is a dark and scary place and so very easily it can become confusing. Watch your privacy settings 😉

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Well my first question to you would be WHY? How does one go about getting emoji lovestruck. Does someone hit you over the head with the big plush yellow smily with hearts for eyes? Also why would you google search such a question. Life is hard sometimes I know, but I think with some conductive reasoning one could solve the problems of getting emojis on their phone/electronic devices.

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Well this lead you somewhere you probably were not looking for and for that I am sorry, but I am not sorry that your search makes no sense at all. People need to learn how to use google/yahoo searches. It really isn’t rocket science. I really hope this was an innocent search as well and not the same person from the first search 🙂

 

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Knight’s Apprentice by Catrina Taylor | Blog Tour

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knight's apprenticeKnight’s Apprentice: Knights of the Immortals (book 1) by Catrina Taylor

Genre: YA Scifi, Alternate Reality, Space Colonies

Published May 24th, 2015

61 Pages

Published by Midnight Rose

Kobo https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/ebook/knights-of-the-immortals

Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Knights-Apprentice-Immortals-Catrina-Taylor-ebook/dp/B00Y7E6B4E

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This book is currently free on Amazon!

Life altering reality, hidden in plain sight.
Ralph has a problem. The Grand Council of Atlantis, the council who rules the twelve hominid tribes, has chosen his apprentice for him. This unusual move has one obstacle. She doesn’t know what it means to be Atlantean.

Cerita Guzman is the oldest child in a struggling, single parent home. She doesn’t have time for world shattering reality to interfere with life. She has work, school, siblings, her mom, the house and now, of all things, Atlantis wants her time too. How is that even possible?

James has lived among the homo-sapiens, on the surface, for most of his life. He’s training though, to serve his people in Atlantis. His heart is torn when his master knight requests him to bring in the young woman selected by the Grand Council to train with him. She’s in a lot of his classes. She’s beautiful. She’s human.

 

When Atlantis calls, he listens.

As Cerita resists the call to serve Atlantis, James must find a way to help her accept the truth about the world around her, about herself. He does. He forces her to activate her internal nanites. She’s forced to accept whole new hominid species exist. If that’s not enough, she’s also forced to accept she’s one of them, when her nanites come to life, and she opens a wormhole into space.

Join Cerita, James, and Ralph on the first adventure into the world of Atlantis. Knight’s of the Immortals is a Young Adult Scifi – Adventure that’s loved by readers of all ages. Knight’s Apprentice is free. Download it so you can start reading it today.

Knights Promo Prolog

About the Author:

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A unique author with a passion for her family, Catrina Taylor is in love with the written word. As an avid reader she finds her mind enjoys the worlds created uniquely in Fantasy, Science Fiction and various crossover genre. As an author, she most often plays in a universe of her own creation.

Introducing us to the imaginary worlds of Xarrok and Atlantis, she has hooked readers, waiting to see where her imagination takes us next.

When she is not playing in the universe of her mind, she is playing with her children who she encourages to follow her passion for words, and excel in every area they show interest. In fact, this talented word smith finds that life through their eyes is a constant lesson in self discovery, happiness, and curiosity.

Inspired by her everyday world of family, infused with an unquenched curiosity, and gifted with the ability to take us to places we could never have imagined, Catrina Taylor is an author who promises to keep you fully immersed in a world of wonder and intrigue, waiting for more.

The Tour Schedule:

July 13th

Fiction Dreams – Guest Post

July 14th

RoloPoloBookBlog – Promo Post

July 15th

Archaeolibrarian – I Dig Good Books! – Guest Post

Lisa Loves Literature – Author Interview

July 16th

The Book Beacon – Review

July 17th

Bookishjessp – Author Interview

July 18th

YaReads – Top Ten Post

July 19th

The Red Pen of Doom – Promo Post

July 20th

Sleeps on Tables – Guest Post

Adventures in Writing – Promo Post

July 21st

Let Me Tell You a Story – Promo Post

July 22nd

The Cozy Little Book Nook – Top Ten Post

July 23rd

Just One More Chapter – Promo Post

July 24th

Roxy’s Book Reviews – Promo Post

July 25th

Crossroad Reviews – Promo Post

July 26th

Rockin’ Book Reviews – Promo Post

July 27th

Mindjacked – Review

Rachel’s Book Reviews – Review

July 28th

YA Book Divas – Review

Owl Always Be Reading – Review

2016 Bookish Bucket List | July Update

DECEMBER-2

I have been so busy lately and reading has been put on the wayside along with my blog. I hate that I have been so busy and havent spent much time in the book world. I feel so lost and behind on the new books and bookish happenings. What is new?

♠ Read at least 50 books. [ I have read 13 books and DNF 1 book so far!]

♠ Finish the Harry Potter series [ This probably wont be a thing until Christmas time]

♠ Read at least three daunting books. [ I have read 1 so far! The Final Empire by Brandon Sanderson and that might be it for the year :/]

♠ Keep up with reviews and review copies. [ This is like a never ending struggle. I need to find a better way to do this and might have to do short reviews]

♠ Keep my book purchasing to sequels. [ I have been going book crazy lately at half price books. They are just so cheap, I cant help myself ]

♠ Read More Diversely {5 non-fiction}. [ I have already been diving into LGBQIA books this year! And have a non-fiction book I am dying to pick up. I am currently reading A Work in Progress by Connor Franta! ]

♠ Revisit My Past [ This hasn’t been a thing yet, but there is time. Although probably not anytime soon]

♠ Start New Blog Series. [Its a work in progress]

♠ Complete My 2016 Challenges.  This includes completing 10 series, the 30 books of my TBR challenge, at least 5 LGBTQIA books and the 40 books of the Popsugar Reading Challenge!

♠ Make New Blogging Friends. [ I am trying!]

 

What are some of your 2016 goals/resolutions?