Ashley’s Adventures on the Internet | #12 “Rated R”

 

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*disclaimer: I have not altered these phrases. They are exactly as they appear on my stats page. These are search terms of real people*


Todays Ashley’s Adventures on the Internet took a turn for the strange. Now I am not one to judge others, but I am curious what exactly these people were looking for and how it came to my blog. I guess we will never know. 

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I was a little stumped on how even to respond to this. My first thought was call the police and check my local sex offenders list. Then I jumped to hysterical laughter because they must have been looking for something completely different then my blog and I just wish I could have seen their reaction when this is what they found. My advice to this person is read what you are clicking on and best of luck to you on your R rated adventures on the internet.  P.S.A: The internet is a dark and scary place and so very easily it can become confusing. Watch your privacy settings 😉

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Well my first question to you would be WHY? How does one go about getting emoji lovestruck. Does someone hit you over the head with the big plush yellow smily with hearts for eyes? Also why would you google search such a question. Life is hard sometimes I know, but I think with some conductive reasoning one could solve the problems of getting emojis on their phone/electronic devices.

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Well this lead you somewhere you probably were not looking for and for that I am sorry, but I am not sorry that your search makes no sense at all. People need to learn how to use google/yahoo searches. It really isn’t rocket science. I really hope this was an innocent search as well and not the same person from the first search 🙂

 

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